Picture Whispering (m.t.a. 2007)
Posted: Friday, February 16, 2007
by Chris Cole
George Cole
The dusty newspaper article hugs the mirror of my vintage chest-of-drawers. I have grown so used to seeing the article in its comfortable setting, I really no longer pay it any attention anymore. Though, on this day, upon glancing at the clipping of newspaper, my mind begins racing back in time to a particular frozen snapshot of a funeral.
An "obit" provides an individual with 24 hours of fleeting fame...just long enough for the next days paper. Though, I remember Michael Trey Andrews funeral vividly as if it were just yesterday. I have heard many others relate, "I just cannot believe it..." Well, I could not believe it either. I could not comprehend his passing. It just did not compute in this weak old brain of mine. I remember seeing him a week before his passing at the cafeteria (his father managed...one of many) dispensing rolls along with humor only he could understand...or should I say, a select few of us only understood. For example, if I asked for a roll, he would say, But do you maaaane it?" Mane meaning mean, but in Michael-speak it is pronounced maaane.
I honestly believe the day he died, he battled and argued with the angels. I can hear him speaking to Arch-Angel Michael (sorry for the intentional symbolism),"Look man, it is not my time. My, oh my, I have Rod Stewart tickets for Friday, and I have got to meet with Diron and Tommy about my new set of woofers. You cannot take me now!"
Arch-Angel Michael would try to get a word in, but would be interrupted by Michael again, "Really, really, this is a beautiful world and all, but I have tickets that cost $65.00 a piece (this was 1997)...Can I go home?" Michael would not wait on a reply, but would continue into, "...I will give you one Stewart ticket and fifty dollars if you will let me go on living...sound like a deal?
Arch-Angel Michael sighs and motions for our Michael to continue, "Sounds like a deal huh? One ticket and fifty bucks for my soul and a ride back to earth?" When Michael receives a smile and a negative nod from the angel, Michael continues, "Uhhh, o.k. I need to clear up a few things that I did while living on earth...man...uh sir...I need to talk to your Boss Man to clear up that fire...Uh..You knew? WOW oh WOW! What about the...you did?!?! I am really not ready, I needed to pay and settle a few accounts on earth before you took me...
Michael Andrews would continue to talk his way out of heaven. He would glance down upon his own funeral and remark, " They are playing Amazing Grace and Bringing in the Sheep. Where is the Motley Crue and Rod Stewart tunes? I did not know I had so many friends...I have not seen my step brother in ages.
After Michael stares away for a few minutes, he is enveloped in a beautiful smell and warm blinding light. Jesus hugs him and diverts his attention away from the depressing past to his future shiny new home.
**Michael was a life long friend that did die way before his time. I attended his funeral in 1997 when he was almost thirty. He will be missed.
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